First Of All

I have been a big fan of ICP for 12 years now.  I find a lot of entertainment, and dare I say, wisdom in their music.  For better or worse, I’ve basically grown up with it.  Suffice to say, I’ve defended them numerous times over the years, due to their status as the “Most Hated Band In The World”.  Eventually, I stopped doing this as much because I realized that people just enjoy to hate things that they don’t understand.

In my opinion, Insane Clown Posse’s 2009 Release, “Bang Pow Boom” is nothing short of a masterpiece, and is easily in the top 3 albums of their career.  With that said, the song “Miracles” happens to be my least favorite track on the album.  I’m just not very fond of the beat or the chorus.  Despite this though, I love the subject matter of the song, and have come to write this article in defense of it because the subject matter has come under attack on the blogosphere recently.

Why The Hate?

As usual, I don’t waste too much of my energy trying to understand the hatred that ICP attracts.  To do so would invite too much negative energy into my life, and I don’t like to do that.  I don’t expect everyone to like the same music that I do, or even to wrap their heads around the concepts that are presented in the music, but for the life of me, I just do not understand why so many people hate ICP on the level that they do.

The song “Miracles” is about how normal people overlook magical occurrences every day because they are used to them and no longer stop to think about them.  They cite examples such as childbirth, music, and the very concept of life in general.  The gist of the hate for “Miracles” seems to be based on the fact that people are criticisng ICP for asking “easy questions” in a track that is supposed to be profound.

Are The Insane Clown Posse “Stupid”?

This brings me to the first issue.  A lot of people seem to genuinely think that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are unintelligent.  My response to that is “No, they’re not”, but it really depends on your definition of “intelligent”.  Both of them are High School dropouts who can’t spell very well.  Shaggy 2 Dope isn’t the most articulate interview either.  Not to mention that the general public seems to equate profanity with a lack of intelligence.  Seeing as how ICP likes to season their music with hefty portions of profanity, a lot of people look down on them for this reason.

I believe that Violent J has an incredible mind, and if he had been properly educated, would have easily fit into the public’s idea of “intelligent”.  I’ve read numerous articles and essays written by him, and he has, on many occasions, demonstrated aspects of critical thinking, logic, philosophy, and persuasive writing.  He also holds an uncanny ability to tell stories, whether it is in the form of writing, public speaking, or in the form of song.

As for Shaggy, he’s what I would call as “Street Smart”.  He has a lot of common sense, and a well defined belief structure.  He tends to be the quiet one in interviews though for various reasons.  One of those reason is simply because he isn’t as skilled about articulating his opinions as J is.  Shaggy, however, is quite opinionated in his lyrics though, having the chance to think about them before recording them.  And in this song, Shaggy opines several times on his thoughts about miracles.

“Fucking Magnets, How Do They Work?”

This has probably been the main reason that the song has been made fun of.  This is one of Shaggy’s lines, which goes “Fucking magnets, how do they work?  And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist, y’all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed”

You may not realize this, but the EXACT same question (sans profanity) was brought up by a character in the Scott Adams book “God’s Debris”.  If you’re not familiar with Scott Adams, he’s the author of the comic strip “Dilbert” and happens to be incredibly intelligent as a member of Mensa.  And if you don’t know what Mensa is, then let me just put it this way… Scott Adams is way more intelligent than you are.

It happens to be a fact that there is no known substance that can block or insulate magnetic fields.  This is not true for electricity.  What’s more, you can not detect magnetic fields by themselves… you can only see the effects of the fields.  Think about it, magnets are an unstoppable, invisible phenomenon that can literally move mass, and in which the causes are unknown by science.  The only thing science has been able to do is show the EFFECTS of magnetism, not the cause.  We, as the human race are unaware of what causes magnetism, and without magnetic fields, there would be no life on this planet.  That’s why magnetism is considered to be a “miracle”.

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Are Scientists Lying?

If there’s one way to sum up this track, it’s that there’s a lot of interesting things to see and behold in this universe.  We, as human beings, are all looking for the truth in our existance, and at this point, we are nothing short of CLUELESS.  Despite what some people try to tell you, we have no idea about how this universe works, why we are here, or the causes for a lot of the things we see on a day to day basis.

However, a lot of people have clung to science in the same way that others have clung to religion.  Scientists like to offer easy answers to hard questions in life.  However, Science has failed to answer even some easy questions, and has glossed over the finer details of life in a frantic attempt to get their theories in textbooks.

Simply put… Yes, scientists are lying because they refuse to acknowledge that there are some things that they do not understand yet.  They claim to know all of the answers, which puts them into the same category as organized religion.

Children

Moving along, Violent J made it a point to mention his little boy in this song.  I don’t know if you realize this, but J happens to be SUPER proud to be a father.  Years ago, he was told by a doctor that he had little chance of reproducing, mostly due to his health and the side effects of numerous prescription drugs.  Now guess what?  He has had two children with a lady that is still there for him.
There’s a reason that the phrase “Miracle of Childbirth” is a cliche.  A lot of people feel that children are blessings and that they should be viewed as such.  I would argue that anyone who has a problem with the lyrics “pure magic is the birth of my kids, I’ve seen shit that shock your eyelids,” and “shaggys little boys look just like shaggy and my little boy looks just like daddy” has never had any children, and simply doesn’t understand.

In a nutshell, the fact that J went on to have children was a miracle to him.  He’s not saying that it’s a miracle that his son looks like him or questioning genetics.  He’s simply proud to be a parent.  Is this really even worth explaining further???

Is “Miracles” A New Direction?

Lastly, some people have commented that this song seems to be a new creative direction for ICP.  Once again, this is said in total ignorance of the truth.  In reality, ICP has been making songs like this for a LONG time.  The first example was in 1993 with the song “Joke Ya Mind“.
It is true that “Miracles” happens to be the first time that they’d shown this side of themselves to the public in the form of a music video.  This is mostly because they’ve usually shyed away from engaging the public with thought provoking material, and instead chose to speak to their fans on such a level.  If the explosion of criticism for “Miracles” is any indicator, it’s easy to see why they’ve done this in the past.  People simply refuse to believe that ICP is capable of saying anything profound or intelligent.  That is, in a word, prejudice.

So, after 12 years of dealing with this prejudice, I grow weary of it.  So here’s my summary:  If you want to hate Insane Clown Posse, fine.  Go ahead and hate them.  If you want to dismiss their music and/or opinions simply because they wear face paint or their lack of formal education, then whatever.  You’re the one who’s chosing to have a closed mind, and who’s choosing to make fun of two HIGHLY successful, self made, responsible parents, who are keeping their children fed and sheltered, who have bought their parents’ houses, and who have positively changed the lives of numerous juggalos that have come from broken homes.  If there’s something ridiculous about that to you, then YOU’RE the one who’s stupid or ignorant, and you’re not worth MY time to debate with.