Attention All REAL Gamers… Okay everyone. Seriously. I hate strategy guides. I understand that video game retailers are just trying to make money, but not many people understand this. For the last decade, every time I’ve tried to go into a video game store, and buy a game, I’ve had to listen to the person behind the counter try to [...]
It’s Not Fair! Let me start off by expressing a pet peeve of mine. I understand that this is my burden though, because it’s something that’s probably not going to change any time soon. I’m not going to name any specific artists, because I don’t want to single anyone out. This is a problem that is rampant amongst all genres [...]
This article is obviously satire, but if Viacom has a problem with it, I dare them to sue me. That would make my day. – TB A Little Background The other day, I happened upon a conversation with a dude from the grocery store. He looked like he was about my age, and was wearing a “Double Dare“ T-Shirt, (Most [...]
Spoiler Alert!!! I’m going to discuss last night’s episode of South Park titled “The Ring” in this article, so if you don’t want to know what happened, don’t read! “Jumping The Shark” If you are unfamiliar with the concept of “Jumping The Shark”, it’s an overused cliché used by television nerds that have never made a series of their own, [...]
Hold On A Minute, The Simpsons Are HOW OLD? I noticed something the other day. I am in my mid 20s. By most standards, I am an adult. Maybe less so in some ways, but overall, I AM an adult. I have watched The Simpsons since I was in second grade. That was in 1992. 17 years ago, I [...]
Celebrity Gossip! Okay, so TMZ has been a hot topic lately, which isn’t new because they are qutie often a hot topic. Harvey Levin seems to crave the controversy that he is constantly attracting with his product, TMZ, and TMZ on TV. The most recent controversy has been a big one, and it’s over their posting of a picture taken [...]
Let’s start off with the topic of the NC-17 rating. Most movie theaters will not play movies that are rated NC-17. Wal-Mart will not carry films that are rated NC-17. Video stores such as Blockbuster Video and Hollywood Video do not rent out movies that are rated NC-17. This is an interesting subject, so let’s take a closer look. Examples [...]
Into The Boardroom… Johnny Whitecollar walks into the boardroom, carrying his leather briefcase with him as he finds his seat; a nice, comfy rolling chair with a high back. Not any different from seven of the other eight chairs in the room, but nice, nonetheless. Sipping on his hot latte, he quietly greets the other people in the room, until [...]
The Controversy!!! Some people get very riled up over usage of the word “Actress”. They consider it to be a demeaning word, and the next logical step in the centuries long war of equalization of the two genders is to abolish the use of it. After all, what possible good reason could there be for singling out an entire gender [...]
I Wish They Would Learn Their Place! It seems like nobody knows their place anymore. All these prima-donna celebrities who didn’t learn the lessons of the twentieth century that when you pick your career path, that you are supposed to stick with that path for the rest of your life until retirement. After all, if you are stuck behind a [...]
I debated against writing this article. Personally, I don’t put a whole lot of stock in the Oscars. The awards are rigged in such a way to encourage consumers to spend the most money possible. That’s the main objective of the Academy Awards… to sell tickets to movies that are still in theaters, and to stimulate video pre-sales. The Academy is [...]